Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Cats & Dogs, Dats & Cogs?


I read a pretty lame joke yesterday - but it did indeed get me thinking about the difference between cat and dog people. I am, categorically a dog person, and a big dog person too. For example I once spent a months rent buying a dog from a tramp in Paris. I named him Saint because I found him under the Pont Saint-Michel, just near Notre Dame. I then had to give him away (for free). I miss him a lot. I know, awwww, and yes it is a true story.

Ok - back to the joke - it goes somethign like this:
A dog is fed, bathed, exercised, petted by its owner and the dog thinks wow, these people must be Gods.
A cat is fed, bathed, exercised, petted by its owner and the cat thinks wow, I must be a God!

I wonder if there is any correlation (very broad & sweeping, i know) between cat people and dog people and they way they handle their relationships. So the theory goes:
  • Dog people, when they receive all the attention and love they need from a partner, are more and more willing to give it back, and often, in spades. This is because they appreciate it so much, are flattered by it so much and enjoy it so much that they want to reciprocate.
  • Cat people however, the more they are are 'shown the love' become more and more sure of themselves and can take their partner for granted, expecting the attention to keep on coming no matter what they do (stay out all night, bring back dead animals to the kitchen, you know the kind of thing).
Like all good theories this offers perhaps more questions than other, are more guys cats than dogs? Can a cat and a dog ever work together? Shouldn't I be thinking about something more important? Is there some kind of strange cat/dog hybrid perfect relationship beast? what would it be called? Can monkeys work in restaurants?

Who knows....

It's a Gas with Chavez


There is an old adage in advertising: 1/2 of all advertising works, you just don't know which 1/2. I know, a knee slapper in itself. But in the online world you can work out which 1/2 very quickly since they're contextual and targeted, providing the advertiser with direct feedback. So, in my geekyness, I just loved the above article.

The globe hugging, people loving, USA hating, Hugo Chavez will offer citizens free fuel efficient cars (with a full tank no-less) if they opt to give up their gas guzzling SUVs next year. Nice plan Mr C.

Don't have an SUV? Want a free fuel efficient prezzy from the Venezuelan Prezzy Chavez? Then look no further! Check out the contextual adverting: Call the internet hot-line now! get $500 off the new Dodge 4x4 Burngazio! Call now and get a free nuclear power plant (subject to availability).

Genius.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Social networking criminals

I just had to share this brilliant story which i found on valleywag (a kind of Silicon Vally gossip mag). It's like somethign from a Hollywood movie, and I suspect it will. one day, be made into one.

Synopsis: Man uses Craig's list (online classified ads site) to ask free-lance workers to turn up to a pre-arranged location, dressed in "yellow vest, safety goggles, a respirator mask… and, if possible, a blue shirt" for labour. Man then robs armored car around the corner, dressed in same vest, goggles, mask etc. Man then absconds down a creek on an inflatable rubber ring whist cops are confused by the abundance of decoy suspects dressed the same.

Its a fine line from setting up a open party on Facebook at a friends house and then nicking their family jewels whilst they're trying to get the random revelers out the house. Hmmm, not such a bad idea . I would never do such a thing of course...

The full story can be found here.

Monday, September 29, 2008

To blog or not to blog?

To blog or not to blog?

More to the point, why the hell not? Well i can hear your privacy concerns, and fears of this being another boring dullite piece of egocentric bollocks purely designed to placate my own sense of worth in my ego-centric megalomaniac existence. Oh shit, i've started already.

No but seriously folks, I recently met someone (yes, a girl, ok) who does keep a regular blog, i think daily even, at least work daily (do you have nothing better to do?) blog and i've been quite taken with it. So much so that I thought i'd have a bash at boshing out a few words myself everyday.

I can't promise i'll have had some monumentous "worth while reading" event happen to me every day, but they do happen to other peeps, and I am pretty damn opinionated. I've also got a pretty good repertoire of funky shite thats happened to me in the past that i may choose to share. Like last Thursday when a married woman offered herself to me without any incentive offered from my side at all, but i'll tell you aaaaall about that later.